Do you ever find yourself having to deal with very self-important people? Or letters from the same?

Of course you have, because we all do.

Sometimes I amuse myself by writing unsendable and unsent pompous replies; this, I think, is one of my best efforts being almost totally incomprehensible.

Intelligenti Pauca In Tempore Opportuno

Some may regard X’s departure as a case of sic semper tyranis; however audi alteram partem.

It may be argued that all along he has adopted a policy of si fecesti nega, however caritas inter pares must suggest that it is now a case of sero venientibus ossa despite there being no corpus delecti since evidence was not given in extensor, but sine loco et anno can at best be seen as in dubio.

Now that anything can be seen by those who are not caput mortuum as casus belli it may be tempting to similia similibus curantur, however may one recommend a healthy dose of castigat ridendo mores.

Or, to put it briefly, "Good Riddance?".

(By the way, I composed this in Word and it tried its best to 'correct' my spelling. In turn I did my best to put it back, so any Latin scholars out there please note that any errors are not a case of mea culpa.)