I have been looking at the Radio Times. On Christmas day itself (apart from The Queen and taking into account all the offerings on all the freeview channels) there is precisely one hour of new television which I quite want to watch, plus a couple of films which I could watch for the third and thousandth time resepctively, but probably won't.

I hope somebody has given me some books! Thank goodness I went to the library and stocked up for the holiday, because by the evening of Christmas day what I want to do is veg out in front of the fire with some cheerful fiction.