Last night when the fireworks were over and everyone had gone home, Jess rang me in desperation. Cookery first lesson on Monday morning and she needed a pizza base. Now I don't have things like pizza bases (neither does Helen) - on the rare occasions when I want a pizza I start from scratch, while Helen regards pizza as something bought ready assembled and kept in the freezer until needed. So this is what I did at about 10 p.m.: I set to and made a loaf of bread (which was quite useful for my pack-up for lunch today) and a pizza base for Jess.

So this morning I sent up a baked pizza base, a pot of passata, some basil, some chopped boiled bacon, some pineapple chunks, and some grated cheddar. Hardly a classic pizza: Jess's choice of topping, and she likes cheddar better than the mozzarella which I offered her.

Now, as I understand it, the idea of school cookery is to teach children about proper nutritional values and how to cook. I cannot see that assembling a pizza from prepared ingredients fulfils either of these criteria.